As people may or may not know, I co-produce a comedy show called Cole's Chicago Cabaret, which runs periodically on Sunday nights at Cole's Bar in the Logan Square neighborhood of Chicago. For our most recent season finale, I wrote a sketch for myself and my co-producers Bill Bullock and Jason Earl Folks, with our special guest Cody Melcher. I had a lot of fun writing this and I thought I'd share it. Although it didn't quite turn out this way on stage, let's all just pretend it did. You can read it here.